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Thursday at 3:04 pm
.LIFE
My dad joke today:
Why would dogs be good mechanics?
Woofs!
-Jack
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Thursday at 12:08 pm
LIFE - you need to try this game - it's like worldle but opposite !
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Thursday at 9:12 am
.LIFE
Hi guy's,
You are definitely poking an angry bear with the tear fund guy on your radio spot this morning. Could you also get an Israeli point of view of trying to survive as a nation, when you are surrounded by neighbors who not only want to kill you, but to totally wipe every Jew off the face of the earth.
Blessings Ross.
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Thursday at 8:31 am
LifeFM your tear fund man is perpetrating the Hamas lies. Just lost ne
Mel
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Thursday at 7:57 am
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Thursday at 7:57 am
Life Never leave your phone in your jean back pocket while going to the toilet! I had just had my first son, was super sleep deprived and completely forgot it was in my pocket. I pulled my pants up and it fell in!!!
Heaps of disinfectant later and a rice bath later and it still worked!!!
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Thursday at 7:54 am
.LIFE one of our builders onsite dropped his phone into the portaloo!!
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Thursday at 7:50 am
Life.
Maybe they should get hat guy to come find the guy and his 3 kids hiding in the bush
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Thursday at 7:45 am
Life Hey guys, not sure if you know, but listening via your website is not working for me this morning 😊
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Thursday at 7:42 am
Life. Fair credit to grant, even not being a star wars fan that gave ne a chuckle. Matt the other contestant 😁
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Wednesday at 7:32 pm
LIFE Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Hike.
Hike who.
Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with baited breath.
Sets the perfect trap.
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Wednesday at 7:13 pm
Life: Nah don't read the whole book - an interview is an opportunity for the author to reveal what they want about the book. If it's a novel you might accidentally give away the end and spoil it for the readers... Restfully pick up the book, randomly flick to any spot and read some of it in a way that blesses you
❤️
Joanna
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Wednesday at 6:32 pm
.LIFE From Lynne in Wellington. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent.
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Wednesday at 6:31 pm
Life What was the last thing to go through the bug's brain as he hit the car windscreen.... his bottom 😂
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Wednesday at 6:29 pm
Life
Charlene
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Wednesday at 5:57 pm
Life. Where do generals keep their armies? Up their sleevies! Ha ha! David from Dinsdale
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Wednesday at 5:57 pm
Life I'm nick
What did the ocean say to the beach nothing it just waved
0210 815 3824
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Wednesday at 3:21 pm
Life
Dad Joke:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
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Wednesday at 3:15 pm
LIFE
Hi my name is Lupe (9) and this is my dad joke.
I have a horse. His name is MAYO. And sometimes MAYO neighs... ( MAYONAISE) 😁 Hahahaha
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Wednesday at 3:15 pm
Life What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing it just waved
Craig
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Wednesday at 3:14 pm
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Life - How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Wednesday at 3:14 pm
.LIFE
The cats are so hungry that they need feeding right meow!
- Jack
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Wednesday at 3:14 pm
Life
Why did the toilet paper go down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
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Wednesday at 11:52 am
Life - Kiwilympians (category for Adam vs Eve), Kiwi's who won olympic medals
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Wednesday at 10:16 am
Life, oh thanks breakfast crew for the text, I'll be able to sleep tonight ha ha! How amazing (and scary!) Is AI!!! Have an awesome day, Dianne 😊
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Wednesday at 9:58 am
.life love the no forks song. Great idea to make a new song about no spoons.
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Wednesday at 9:08 am
Life: Hi MWU, talk talking about AI produced music. I found one on YouTube that was Lauren Daigle with Eminem! Sounds great. But seriously, Eminem! I pray God transforms his heart.
Blessing Chris from Napier
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Wednesday at 8:56 am
Life
Hi guys,
I really need prayer to sell a yacht. Our daughter bought it just before getting a new job and moving away. Now she has given it to me... It has been listed for a while and is currently stored on my parent's front lawn. I'm going to ask our local men's shed if they can help with storage and getting it ready to sell.
Really need God's help.
Thanks guys
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Wednesday at 8:48 am
Life, could you please pray for my pup? He has blindness in his right eye and recently his left eye was injured. Please pray for healing and that he will retain his eyesight on his left eye thank you.
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Wednesday at 8:00 am
Life SELA!!!!! thats really mean, I start work at 9 so won't hear whats significant about your song!!! How will I sleep at night not knowing???? 😭😭😭😭 not cool. (Lol) Dianne