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Tuesday at 2:29 pm
Life My husband loves to tell dad jokes, probably because we always laugh! (Especially me!) one of his favs: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Vicky
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Tuesday at 12:12 pm
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Hi Josh 👋😆🙂🍂🐻
It's my day off and I'm at home baked baking. Stoked az when I popped on Life FM, and there you are on air being your natural hilarious self.
Hope you are the goats 🐐 have a fantastic day. God Bless brother 😁
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Tuesday at 12:05 pm
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Hi Josh!
For Requests hour today can you please play 1000 times! (Assuming you are doing requests hour)
Thanks!
Jack
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Tuesday at 8:53 am
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Tuesday at 8:53 am
LIFE There is government department called WORK SAFE. Rick from Palmy!!
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Tuesday at 8:51 am
Life Hey team, that's better than me, I say "safe drive..." just to be an egg and stir the pot lol. - Chris
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Tuesday at 8:47 am
Life: I had this same conversation the other day. I say drive safely. Just sounds right.
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Tuesday at 8:45 am
Life it's similar to you wouldn't say walk careful you would say walk carefully
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Tuesday at 8:45 am
Life FM. I don't use either, prefer to say, 'Safe travels' - that way I'm not coming across as presuming the other person is an idiot behind the wheel 😆
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Tuesday at 8:43 am
Life
It's safely. Drive is the verb. Safely is an adverb lol. But we all say safe
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Tuesday at 8:35 am
Life Morning Guys, Thank you sooo much for using my category today. So very cool😁Have a Blessed Day
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Tuesday at 8:11 am
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Morning gentlemen, well I think you should do a spoon song after playing the snippet of the fork one.
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Tuesday at 6:09 am
Life. Good morning LifeFM. The good news is is that Jesus is coming soon and anyone who wants to can live with Him forever. Have a mint day in Aucks.
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Monday at 8:16 pm
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Hi today at 8.20am and after the news our Son Flynn was interviewed by Bijorn and Sella.
And he sang live.
We were doing a reaction video for Flynn at home in Lyttelton Christchurch.
Unfortunately I didn't press the record button properly and we didn't get the video that we had planned.
Are you able to send me the audio files for the interview and song?
We can then do a re-do.
Ha.
Best Brad Flynn's Dad.
I'll send this via email too.
🙏 God bless, I listen to you all every day.
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Monday at 4:39 pm
Life
The man asks the boy what's your name the boy says p p p p p p Peter the man says do u have a stutter the boy says no my dad did the guy filling out my birth certificate was a asshole
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Monday at 4:38 pm
LIFE
Maori dad joke - what did one Maori cat say to the other Maori cat?
YOU LOOK LIKE ME-OW
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Monday at 4:30 pm
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Charlene
What happened when 2 slices of bread whent on a date ?
It was loaf of first sight
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Monday at 4:27 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?..
To collect the old age pension on the otherside!!
Do you get it???
Nah I don't???
Well neither did the chicken, you got to be over 65 ��
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Monday at 4:19 pm
Life
What type of bird can you find in a long drop?
Poo-k-Echo!
(Pukeko)
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Monday at 4:15 pm
Life - my husband reckons he can't use a stud finder as it keeps going off around him 😅
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Monday at 4:14 pm
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Jack
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Monday at 3:49 pm
Life Dad joke first section" How does an Elephant camouflage itself? Paints it's toe Nails red, and get into a cherry tree!
Section 2.
How did Tarzan end up in heaven?
He went too go pluck some Cherries!
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Monday at 3:44 pm
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I finally cut ties with someone dragging me down.
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard.
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Monday at 3:38 pm
Life the latest joke my dad told my boys was: what do you call a person who lives under a pile of leaves? Russell
Or
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? A mandarin