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Hi today at 8.20am and after the news our Son Flynn was interviewed by Bijorn and Sella.
And he sang live.
We were doing a reaction video for Flynn at home in Lyttelton Christchurch.
Unfortunately I didn't press the record button properly and we didn't get the video that we had planned.
Are you able to send me the audio files for the interview and song?
We can then do a re-do.
Ha.
Best Brad Flynn's Dad.
I'll send this via email too.
🙏 God bless, I listen to you all every day.
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