Life- currently on a Fathers Day Breakfast Maccas Run- Happy Fathers Day Bjorn 🥳
LIFE
See this is what every morning should sound like on a radio station that has Christ as a point of difference.
For someone to continuously go on about being proud of the fact that he doesn't fit in with doing kitchen duties is just not acceptable amongst so much other dribble and it's time that person made some serious changes or shown the door
Blessings - Ian
Rhema. Hi, I missed most of the talk between Tania Harris & Gary H today about what is a christian. Where can I access it?
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"NOT everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the WILL of My Father in heaven."
Matthew 7:21 ✝️
Charmaine
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Jesus said, "U MUST be born again."
John 3 ✝️🙏🔥😇📖
Charmaine
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Praying 🙏 for NZ's REPENTANCE, REVIVAL, RESTORATION, RECONCILIATION to God, and the churches RECOMMITMENT to Jesus. ✝️🔥😇📖🙏
Charmaine
Life
I have recently been prescribed anti-gloating creme. I can't wait to rub it in.
Life.
What's the most common cause of dry skin?
A towel!!!
Life how come my rooster from Nepal can lay eggs? Him-a-lay'-an rooster
Life A man san an add 'buy one of our coal stoves and save half your coal' He bought 2 to save all his coal
Sorry if you got this twice!
Life.
Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!! 😜
Life
Don't know if this is just for dads...but I love me a dad joke...so here is one. .for fun
What do snowmen call their dads? Pop—sicle
Cheers, Monique
Life.
My dad joke is as follows.
A fish swam into a wall... he said, dam
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Q. Where do you weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow (way up high)🎶
From Kacey (10)
Life What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.
Life - What do you call a woman with 1 leg? Irlene
What do you call her sister with no legs? Nolene
What do you call their mother? Malene
Life
I just made an ATM machine with coins in it. No one has made it before, it just makes cents.
Life What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing it just waved
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Shaun
The rotation of the earth really makes my day
Life - whats the most powerful food? A currant bun.
How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
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What did one dinner plate say to the other?
Dinner's on me.
Chris
Rhema Sam and no, stepfather Ron and yes
Rhema. Maurice l was 1 of 4 children- 2 of us always called him dad and 2 called him Maurice
Rhema dad's first name Andrey, my son's second name. I did call him by his first name only once. Marc W
Rhema Tim no never. Always dad or now sometimes grandad
Rhema Edward, no. never called him that as he was known by his second name (Laurie) for Lawrence
Life
I think the start button is the most important
Life. CTRL/Command CLEARY is the GOAT key because it's what's you need to replace the mouse for everything!
You need CTRL C to copy, CTRL V to paste, CTRL Z to undo, the list goes on!
CTRL is THE GOAT
LIFE F5, for when your web page faults out and you need a refresh.
Rhema. My Dad's name was Peter and I would never dare to call him anything other than Dad.
Rhema
My Dad's name was Dick (Richard) and he loved the grandchildren to call him Dick, very special people my Mum and Dad! Both with Jesus now,
Regards Claire.
Rhema: Carel (it's A South African name that's NOT a woman's name!) - No, I've never called him that
RHEMA
My father was a Dutch immigrant in the 50s . . First name "Jan-Antoon" ( pronounced Yun Untoon ). . . Definitely NEVER called him that ! He was Papa always, till he passed peacefully 2 yrs ago at 94 !
Chris
Rhema, my dad's name was Leif, no called him far (danish for dad). Regards Hanne Badger
Rhema
Anthony
No
Renee Raynes ✨
Rhema.
My dad's name is Jesse. I am only 16 so when he doesn't answer to Dad after a few times I call him Jesse to get his attention. It works.
Jack Croucher.
Rhema My Dads name was Hannes. No, I called him Pa. Best Dad ever! And he could make the best Boerewors.