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Wednesday at 7:15 am
Life. How does fiction align with Philippians 4:8...whatsoever is true etc?
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Wednesday at 6:57 am
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So… On that note - what is the point of Life FM going on how you guys behave?
Ian
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Wednesday at 6:51 am
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Charlene
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Tuesday at 6:04 pm
Life. You are doing a great job of carrying this show, my friend! Thank you.
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Tuesday at 5:14 pm
Life- why did the skeleton not go skydiving
Because it didn't have any guts😆😆😆
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Tuesday at 4:55 pm
Life.
Dad Joke from Kelly in Auckland: A scarecrow's response to winning a Nobel prize: "Well, hay (hey), it is in my jeans (genes), plus I am outstandiw Zealand game on ahead of their sport
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Tuesday at 4:39 pm
Life Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their fleet? To Scandinavian
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Tuesday at 3:53 pm
.LIFE
What do you call a cow who can play an instrument?
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooosical
-Jack
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Tuesday at 3:40 pm
Rhema
Hi Gary,
My dad lived to the great age of 95, and could still sing in harmony well into his old age.
I remember standing next to him in the family pew, listening to his lovely voice, harmonising all the grand old hymns.
Mum would play the piano on Sunday evenings and we would
sing along, my brothers both inherited the gift of harmonising, but sadly I didn't.
We sounded pretty good I think!
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Tuesday at 3:35 pm
Rhema My dad doesn't sing but he plays the tuba, since he was early teens. By age 16 he was playing for the country brass band and going to Australia. One day in Aus there was a huge thunderstorm. Head under covers under pillow eyes shut you could see the blue flash. Two band mates went for a walk in the storm. Came back white and shaking. A lightning bolt struck practically in front of them making a huge dent (dad saw it) and they barely escaped with their lives.
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Tuesday at 3:34 pm
Rhema. Cath here. My dad was an amazing musician. Could read and play Mozart, but could also play by ear.
He taught me and now I'm a school music teacher and lead a worship team
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Tuesday at 2:29 pm
Life My husband loves to tell dad jokes, probably because we always laugh! (Especially me!) one of his favs: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Vicky
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Tuesday at 12:28 pm
.RHEMA
I'm always amused when media and or govt are slamming supermarket profits, I know as being self employed, if you don't make a profit you go bust, just look at the amount of closures of cafe/ restaurants lately to see that.
Gross turnover doesn't always relate to huge profits.
I have inside information that at the moment, one supermarket brand that for them every $1.00 made at the moment it is costing them $1.03.
I don't like big food prices either but it's not always the supermarkets fault.
Blessings Ross.
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Tuesday at 12:12 pm
LIFE
Hi Josh 👋😆🙂🍂🐻
It's my day off and I'm at home baked baking. Stoked az when I popped on Life FM, and there you are on air being your natural hilarious self.
Hope you are the goats 🐐 have a fantastic day. God Bless brother 😁
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Tuesday at 12:05 pm
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Hi Josh!
For Requests hour today can you please play 1000 times! (Assuming you are doing requests hour)
Thanks!
Jack