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Wednesday at 7:32 pm
LIFE Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Hike.
Hike who.
Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with baited breath.
Sets the perfect trap.
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Wednesday at 7:13 pm
Life: Nah don't read the whole book - an interview is an opportunity for the author to reveal what they want about the book. If it's a novel you might accidentally give away the end and spoil it for the readers... Restfully pick up the book, randomly flick to any spot and read some of it in a way that blesses you
❤️
Joanna
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Wednesday at 6:32 pm
.LIFE From Lynne in Wellington. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent.
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Wednesday at 6:31 pm
Life What was the last thing to go through the bug's brain as he hit the car windscreen.... his bottom 😂
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Life
Charlene
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Wednesday at 5:57 pm
Life. Where do generals keep their armies? Up their sleevies! Ha ha! David from Dinsdale
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Life I'm nick
What did the ocean say to the beach nothing it just waved
0210 815 3824
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Wednesday at 5:43 pm
Rhema. Re What is --. Gary, what a lot of words for a simple question, and with 2 opposite statements. Not very enlightening. I don't think I wd want to be part of his church (or any "his church", only "His church".)
Denis
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Wednesday at 5:32 pm
RHEMA
Gary, what great questions u ask yr guest.
I think 🤔 we know we belong to God cos we have the assurance of the Holy Spirit. 🔥
Charmaine
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Wednesday at 5:15 pm
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Watching our dad play pinball recently on a trip to Auckland. He looked like he was getting an electric shock! Samuel aged 10
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Wednesday at 4:54 pm
RHEMA My dad in 1970s couldn’t drive as we were too poor to own a car. But everytime we need to go out we walk to the main road to flag a taxi. The rides with my dad were precious although there were not many as he passed away within 3 months of liver cancer at 50 years old. Thanks. My name is Kim
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Wednesday at 4:51 pm
Rhema. My dad used to laugh so much he would cry. Sometimes it was dangerous, like the time on the motorway he started laughing and we all started panicking as he weaved on the road! Cath
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Wednesday at 4:38 pm
Rhema, my dad was always available to talk to, day or night, he would drop everything to talk to me or visit. A great grandad too. Always kept his word. I miss him. 🙏 R.I.P from Jessica
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Wednesday at 4:32 pm
Rhema My dad always sang joyful songs when he did the dishes and sometimes added some dancing in front of the sink. He usually got up early and if there were cups he washed them and we all knew dad was up. I grew up in South Africa From Amanda
Deano
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Wednesday at 4:32 pm
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Rhema
The last time I was on a train I got to operate it as my fathamed. Our churches need to stop shaming men for this. Unfortunately porn shows up on YouTube and in some online gaming sites where our kids can see it.
Deano
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Wednesday at 4:32 pm
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Rhema Andrew ta for Is 54:10, i believe this is true!!! Do you? BUT S/ARMY's Doctrine No.9, refutes This Point!!!, and asked me to leave becos i believe once JC's promise of Eternal Life is believed and truly understood as TRUE, that GOD will indeed NEVER Leave me. Ie its NOT MY Salvation BUT HIS, and co
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Wednesday at 4:28 pm
Rhema When my dad walked me down the isle. He forgot his glasses on, and they were tinted. So when he got into the church he could barely see...it was quite funny. I ended walking him down the isle. �� Mine Berends
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Wednesday at 4:27 pm
Rhema happy memories of going to the uk when I was younger and skimming stones across the ice in the middle of winter
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Wednesday at 4:24 pm
Rhema
Hi Gary, it's Christina,
I would love Holy Forever by Chris Tomlin to go on the Rhema mix tape
Blessings 😊
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Wednesday at 3:21 pm
Life
Dad Joke:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
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Wednesday at 3:18 pm
Rhema
Favourite Dad memory is when dad use the let me drive by siting on his lap on farm
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Rhema.
My father had an arrogant extrovert father, and as a result always kept a low profile himself. We were not to do anything to attract attention to ourselves.
One day, at the beach, dressed with snorkel, mask and flippers, he exageratedly bobbed and duckwalked across the sand and into the sea. It was hilarious.
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Wednesday at 3:15 pm
LIFE
Hi my name is Lupe (9) and this is my dad joke.
I have a horse. His name is MAYO. And sometimes MAYO neighs... ( MAYONAISE) 😁 Hahahaha
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Wednesday at 3:15 pm
Rhema - I have a pretty neat 40 year-old dish memory of my dad we were eating out and some restaurant just for a bit of fun with T-shirt bit of tissue through to each other across the table it's not quite funny anymore I need to try something else put cream on my spoon and kind of bent it back socream over just to him laying on his plate in front of him however this blasted on the front of his new shirt, we were both in trouble with staining grease stain stain from the whipped cream on the shirt
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Wednesday at 3:15 pm
Life What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing it just waved
Craig
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Wednesday at 3:14 pm
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Life - How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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.LIFE
The cats are so hungry that they need feeding right meow!
- Jack
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Wednesday at 3:14 pm
Life
Why did the toilet paper go down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
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Wednesday at 3:12 pm
RHEMA
November 2024 - the 1st time my dad came to visit us in New Zealand. Seeing him at the airport for the 1st time in 6years 💕🎀
Merie La Grange
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Wednesday at 11:52 am
Life - Kiwilympians (category for Adam vs Eve), Kiwi's who won olympic medals
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Wednesday at 10:16 am
Life, oh thanks breakfast crew for the text, I'll be able to sleep tonight ha ha! How amazing (and scary!) Is AI!!! Have an awesome day, Dianne 😊
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Wednesday at 9:58 am
.life love the no forks song. Great idea to make a new song about no spoons.
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Life: Hi MWU, talk talking about AI produced music. I found one on YouTube that was Lauren Daigle with Eminem! Sounds great. But seriously, Eminem! I pray God transforms his heart.
Blessing Chris from Napier