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The man asks the boy what's your name the boy says p p p p p p Peter the man says do u have a stutter the boy says no my dad did the guy filling out my birth certificate was a asshole
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Monday at 4:38 pm
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Maori dad joke - what did one Maori cat say to the other Maori cat?
YOU LOOK LIKE ME-OW
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Charlene
What happened when 2 slices of bread whent on a date ?
It was loaf of first sight
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Monday at 4:27 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?..
To collect the old age pension on the otherside!!
Do you get it???
Nah I don't???
Well neither did the chicken, you got to be over 65 ��
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Monday at 4:19 pm
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What type of bird can you find in a long drop?
Poo-k-Echo!
(Pukeko)
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Monday at 4:15 pm
Rhema. My dad, Bernie took us camping growing up. Enjoys barbecuing, goes kayaking with me, and cycles with my mum. I'd love for him to win. Jason
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Life - my husband reckons he can't use a stud finder as it keeps going off around him 😅
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Rhema Zoe already got a voucher in the morning please don't consider her for another one. Thanks
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Jack
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Monday at 4:11 pm
RHEMA My dad loves gardening and he always takes us to bunnings and miter 10 like all the time and he spends the whole day outside planting fruit and veggies and I think he would like this prize.
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My dad is an outdoor dad alwys bbq. The neighbours kids mom says my dad is the BBQ as he alswys on the braai
From my son talking about me ��
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Monday at 3:49 pm
Life Dad joke first section" How does an Elephant camouflage itself? Paints it's toe Nails red, and get into a cherry tree!
Section 2.
How did Tarzan end up in heaven?
He went too go pluck some Cherries!
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Monday at 3:44 pm
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I finally cut ties with someone dragging me down.
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard.
Mark
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Rhema
My dad may he rest in peace would turn over the garden for hours non stop
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.RHEMA The Dad I know is outdoors. He has a concreting job. It is his 1st Father's Day. He has a six year old step son and a 21 week old unborn child. He is also my son! �� From Heather
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Monday at 3:38 pm
Life the latest joke my dad told my boys was: what do you call a person who lives under a pile of leaves? Russell
Or
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? A mandarin
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Monday at 3:30 pm
Life. When Sherryn was little she used to laugh hysterically at my fine joke . . . Not so much now :-(
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Life
Dad joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
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Monday at 3:30 pm
Life
My best dad joke is: why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Mary
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Monday at 3:29 pm
Life. What's invisible and smells like carrots . . .
. . . BUNNY FARTS
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Can you please plY Eternal Arms by Ver deClay in the request hour.
Kate
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RHEMA - that interview with John Peachey was so moving, even though i wasn't adopted. Please thank him for sharing what is obviously still very painful for him and that takes courage. I really appreciated it. Thank you very much. Blessings - Kate Turner
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Monday at 11:46 am
.RHEMA comments:
I related to John Peachy as he spoke so very intimately.
Losing his dad at age 35, my husband passed at age 45, leaving two teenage children.
He never saw his children marry, never met his grandchildren.
Listening to John today is the first time it became such an emotion issue, I actually shed a tear.
Thank you soo much Andrew & John for being so very vulnerable.
Gods blessings on you 🌹
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Monday at 11:26 am
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Hi Sherryn! For Requests hour today, can you please play Drown, by Lecrae
Thanks!
Jack
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Monday at 8:40 am
Rhema
Good day Andrew
Sorry Theunis here we spoke earlier
Tex me your e mail or just send email to theunisventer@yahoo.com
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Monday at 8:35 am
.LIFE live what your doing Flynn. Mum and Dad listening in from Lyttelton.
God bless.
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Monday at 8:01 am
RHEMA My dad loves gardening and he always takes us to bunnings and miter 10 like all the time and he spends the whole day outside planting fruit and veggies and I think he would like this prize.
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Monday at 7:55 am
Rhema My dad loves gardening and he always takes us to bunnings and miter 10 like all the time and he spends the whole day outside planting fruit and veggies and I think he would like this prize.
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Monday at 7:42 am
Life shoutout to the guy who played triangle in my band for 10 years... thank you for every ting
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Monday at 7:39 am
Life. I drive my mates 1982 mini Cooper sometimes. Mostly when I want the rush or a manual car.